While I am grading research papers, my literary content-based posts are going to be lacking. So how's this for a visual?
Today I went to Best Buy. Because it's the holiday season and shoppers are abound, I parked way out in the middle of nowhere — literally with no cars on either side of me. When I returned, I had to meander my way through this:

There were still loads of other spots available out in the boonies (for people who like to walk) as well as spaces closer to the store! I mean if I were any "bigger" I would have had to crawl through the passenger side! I got to thinking: what if I were someone "bigger" and "older" and wouldn't be able to crawl through the passenger side! While the thought didn't exactly make me angry, I was just annoyed at the inconsiderateness of others. So I did what any polite North Dakotan would do:


For the record, while it was tempting to purposefully door ding — I withheld the temptation.